I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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