My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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