Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he thought i was a dude.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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