ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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