You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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