Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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