Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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