Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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