May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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