Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
