Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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