you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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