the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm really busy with my period
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