i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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