Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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