Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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