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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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