It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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