D3 body, D1 cock
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
