Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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