Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
