My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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