your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Two words: blizzard sex
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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