Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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