where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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