There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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