Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's shark week go big or go home
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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