he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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