I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
