Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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