He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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