so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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