Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
