So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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