Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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