And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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