Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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