he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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