I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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