so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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