Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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