I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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