That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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