i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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