And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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