I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
where are my eyebrows?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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