It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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