new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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