wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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