If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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