Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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