oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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