No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Drake has all the answers
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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