Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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