it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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