I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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